Friday, March 10, 2006

Home Yard Security

Every aspiring country needs to focus on Home Yard Security. That's why Talli and I have appointed our first Minister of Home Yard Security. Hunter van Sunder was appointed to the position. Pictured here we can see Hunter providing a vital service hunting down terror suspects that have lodged in our tree, refusing to leave. The following picture is of one of the Bird League's Separatist fighters. Minister van Sunder has been very diligent at his post. He has been militant about stopping Home Yard Incursions and has imposed draconian measures to prevent them. Barking at and chasing off offenders have been vital anti-terror tools. Additionally, we have pictures of a Squirrel League Terror school that was founded just across our border with the fascist government of Angry Neighbor. It will be a hard job stopping the incursions into our yard by these and other terrorist groups, but Hunter van Sunder is just the dog, er, Minister of Home Yard Security to do it.